Limericks.... Fun to make when home alone drunk :
For all you limerick illiterates :) here's the pattern to be followed
da-DAA- da-da-DAA-da-da-DAA
da-DAA- da-da-DAA-da-da-DAA
da-DAA- da-da-DAA
da-DAA- da-da-DAA
da-DAA- da-da-DAA-da-da-DAA
Rhyme 1 with 2 & 5
Rhyme 3 with 4
I asked her pet name- it was Josie.
Her nose was seen stuck!
As door got shut cluck!
And now she can never be so nosy.
There was a drunk girl, just like me.
Who cooked with a smile in high glee.
She picked up the gin,
In place of sugar tin!
And spoiled to the core her sweet tea.
On second thoughts, I think I like Alliterations more... I'll leave those to another drunk day though... :)